Million dollar apartments, 40 dollar entrées, and dogs whose clothes cost more than yours. Once upon a time you could pay your rent AND afford to buy a round of drinks for your friends. A wise man once said "The rent is too damn high" and he might have been right. Get some courage and speak up to say (via t-shirt) what you always talk about with your friends anyway.
The gilded age feel of this clear-spoken (and super comfortable) unisex t-shirt shall become a rallying cry for those who refuse to pay good money for average things! A shirt like this would probably cost over 300 dollars in Manhattan, but here in Queens, we make clothes for working people!
Places to wear this shirt include; Times Square, 5th Avenue, anywhere tourists with too many shopping bags walk, and outside your lover's window while holding a boombox over your head blasting your favorite jam.
We print on Tri-Blend shirts that are so soft you will swear a Koala is hugging you at all hours of the day. Why do we love these shirts so much? Well in addition to their Koalaocity they are also made in America. USA! USA!
They are a blend of 50% Polyester, 25% Ring-Spun Cotton and 25% Rayon. They fit big so order one size smaller if you want a more intimate relationship with your Koala.